August 2012
24 posts
Y’all know that Fox News can’t be on television in Canada because it’s against the law here to call things news if they aren’t factual, right? They tried to get an affiliate here and it was blocked because they are making shit up.
Really?
“You try to keep your kids safe and if you aren’t doing it perfectly then why are you doing it at all? It’s like this thing that starts to dawn on you. Like if my kids get in the car with me they have to buckle up. I’m not even starting this car until you buckle your seatbelts. And if we get in a taxi, it’s fine. It’s okay. Taxis are magic. Nobody dies. Just get in. Just go. I’m not diggin’ in the seat for a belt. There’s no way I’m blindly diggin’ in to the Egyptian hepatitis and severed toes so you can put on your seatbelt. You gotta put on your own mask before helping the others. I’m not going through that. So, my kids get in a cab and they just hurdle through space at a speed determined by a profit motive of an exhausted man from another country where life is shit cheap, where kids die all day and it’s boring.”
—Louis C.K. (via 5pg)
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